Your Duck is Dead!

By Kaimlet on 21-06-2017

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said

“I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”
The distressed woman wailed,
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied the vet.

“How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.  He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.  As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. Then the cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”  The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried, “just to tell me my duck is dead!”

The vet shrugged,

“I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been only $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”

Note: In recent times, incredibly large varieties of diagnostic techniques are available. Neither the doctor nor the patient is satisfied unless the most modern, which is also the most expensive, test is done before an “aspirin” is administered.

In the field of medical sciences, “specialization” is the word of the day. There are specialist for the right thumb and the left thumb.  It is almost sure that the simplest of diseases will be first categorised in the most terminal class before administering even a simple tablet. In most cases the situation is as simple as your duck is dead.

About The Author

Fr Jose Kaimlet

Fr Jose Kaimlet, is a catholic priest known all over the world mostly for his humanitarian service life and the big collection of thought provoking moral stories, ‘Tonic for the Spirit’. Kaimlet is a committed social worker, who has spent much of his time among the aged and the destitute far and wide. So far he has established many rehabilitation centres and old age homes. Since 2014, he is fully in Tanzania and now building a cancer hospital at Msolwa village in Ujamaa.